Truthfully, I have no idea why we have an ethics department here at Evil Inc. But we do, and President Snow is gonna talk to them. He isn't going to listen, but hey, points for trying right?
Even multi-millionaire casino crooks need investors and sometimes, there's no where else to turn to except the good folks at Evil Inc. God help you.
Hoy boy. Here we go, its the election and Donald Trump is calling Evil Inc. What could he want? Who could help him?
There are good plans and bad plans, and dumb plans, and stupid plans. And then there is creating an unkillable amnesiac with the ability to murder entire armies, and then standing in that things way.
Hiring out for mercenaries is good. It means you get specialised personal. Except when that specialisation turns out to be a whole lotta nothing. Fortunately we have a department for that, aimed at taking your wannabes, and turn them into....actual bees? gonnabes? I've got nothing for that